Our dedicated staff here at the Lonely One has been working feverishly around the clock with the Baseball Writers Association of America to elect the 5 MLB players who most embody the essence of what we like to call Skankee Pride. These titans of the tattoo parlor, those white trash whippetsnappers who make more money than god but can't get seated at any restuarant that's not a Denny's or Claim Jumper, comprise your 2010 All Meth Lab Squad. Congratulations oh denizens of the double-wide, and may you go as far in life as your jet skis, snowmobiles and winnebagos will take you...
AJ BURNETT, NEW YORK YANKEES
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RYAN ROBERTS, ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
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JOSH HAMILTON, TEXAS RANGERS
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PETER MOYLAN, ATLANTA BRAVES
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KYLE FARNSWORTH, ATLANTA BRAVES
*Team Captain*
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And the 2010 Night Train Lifetime Achievement Award goes to who else but...
JASON GIAMBI, COLORADO ROCKIES
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